These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions [...]
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ONLINEAUCTION.COM KNOWS ANTIQUES
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Have you visited the OnlineAuction.com Antiques Catagory lately? This catagory has items starting at .25 cents as well as items that start for as much as $7,500.00!!! With 42 subcatagories and more than 1200 listings, you’re sure to find something you can’t live without!
Some of the wonderful antiques you can find in the [...]
SALES ARE UP AT ONLINEAUCTION.COM
While sales for the on line industry as a whole are down, sales at OnlineAuction.com are at an all-time high and still climbing with no end in site. Many good things happened at OnlineAuction.com during 2008, but nothing like the stability of improved SEO work that has resulted in tremendous sales [...]
A TRIP TO Costco
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chowfor my loyal pet, Biscuit the Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout linewhen a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I’m retired and have little to do, [...]
Here is a cute little ditty I found in the chats at OnlineAuction.com:
My Mudder
When my prayers were poorly said
who was it tucked me into bed
and spanked my ass till it was red?
My Mudder
Who lift me from my cozy cot
And put me on an ice cold pot
And made me P if I could not?
My Mudder
And when [...]
Swine Flu worries could benefit eBay Amazon and other ecommerce venues
The news of the Swine Flu (also known as the H1N1 virus) is all over the media. It has been labeled a pandemic and cases have been reported from all over the world from countries as far away as Hong Kong and New Zealand. Vice [...]
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